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förklarat att det är bra informantion...
 
och...
jag fick mig också följande historia..
 

A Classic: Strictly Jewish!
During one service in a wealthy synagogue,
the rabbi got carried away. Falling on hands
and knees, forehead to floor, he said,
"Oh God, before thee I am nothing.”
 
The Cantor, not to be outdone, also got down,
forehead to wood and said, "Oh God,
before thee I am nothing."
 
Seeing this, Levy, a tailor in the fourth row,
left his seat, fell to his knees, forehead
to floor and he too, said "Oh God,
before thee I am nothing.”
 
With this, the Cantor elbowed the rabbi
and sniffed: "Look who thinks he's nothing!"
 
 
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det judiska folket...